australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

brenodnurie:

i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

(Source: xaviercharles)

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

image

have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

lxscivious:

Submitted by raty0303

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image

toxens:

 pale
kate-sweeney:

ghostfacesylvia | by kate sweeney

virginholes:

in case you’re up for a little game later

(Source: dumbegg)

mysisterwaspale:

 pale babes here 

cosmicsyzygy:

smellydoll:

gnumblr:

google is letting you design a bracelet for free and will 3D print and ship them for free in the US

image

image

go ape shit with this

i did this

I sent one to my friend without her knowing. It says “Auntie Beans,” the nickname I gave to her a while back. Long story… Can’t wait for it to arrive!